Pleasure the bejesus out of like minded females - Is there anyone out there?

I'm just looking for an opportunity to pleasure the bejesus out of like minded females in the Alicante-Torrevieja-Murcia region.
Where can we look at each other across a bar???? At least if we both look normal(ish), we may have a chance of progressing to swapping spits and shtuff..
I am clean, experienced and discreet with a limited window of opportunity before heading to sandier places.
And I just managed to nuke a baguette to oblivion in the microwave while typing this missive...so anyone smelling burning, call up please