An old man truned up at the gates of heaven and spoke to St Peter "I'm looking for my son"
St Peter said "Its chocka-block in here old fella. Any chance you can give me a description and narrow it down a touch?"
The old man said "Well, I'm old and my memory isnt what it was. I remember being a carpenter and i recall my son having nails in his hands and feet"
St Peter looked stunned and said " Wait here a second" and dashed off to find the gaffer. He found Jesus and told him what the old fella said so Jesus ran down to the pearly gates and looked at the old man and asked "Are you here looking for you son? You weere a carpenter and your son had nails in his hands and feet?"
The old man nodded
Jesus threw his arms open and shouted "DAD!!!!"
The old man started to cry and shouted "PINOCCHIO!!!"
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